25 + of Best Quotes From The Mitchells vs. The Machines

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The Mitchells vs. The Machines is quirky family fun at it's best!  This movie is a little off - just like the Mitchells themselves.  Watching this family on the most epic of adventures left us laughing out loud and provided some hilarious lines.  Check out some of the best quotes from The Mitchells vs. The Machines!


Best Quotes From The Mitchells vs. The Machines


"Most action heroes have lots of strengths - my family only has weaknesses." - Katie Mitchell


"I never fit in, for lots of reasons.  But movies were always there for me." - Katie Mitchell


"I'm here to bust criminals and lick my own butt." - Katie in Dog Cop


"Anytime I miss you, I'm going to bake you and eat you." - Linda Mitchell


"After a long day of work it's nice to see your faces bathed in ghoulish blue light." - Rick Mitchell


"Who wants delicious cookies. . .instead of talking about this." - Linda Mitchell


"Because if that girl leaves and never comes home again, that's a problem I don't think we can fix." - Linda Mitchell


"What about hanging out with your family?  Alone?  For hours in the car?  You and me?" - Rick Mitchell


"We're here to help.  Please remain calm while we capture you." - Pal Max


"We are on our yearly togetherness trip." - Hailey Posey


"Hey, be gentle. This is a thousand dollar hoodie." - Mark


"Thanks for giving birth to me and raising me for my whole life.  IGNORE." - PAL


"You're going to have to be prepared to eat the dog." - Rick Mitchell


"Watch what happens when I turn off the WiFi." - PAL


"To restore the WiFi we must make a sacrifice to the router." - Citizen



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"Well getting hurt is part of life.  You just have to try to understand where she's coming from." - Linda Mitchell


"Honey, I respect your ideas and value your opinions." - Rick Mitchell


"I didn't know art could be useful." - Rick Mitchell


"Father I crave your wisdom and cherish this moment." - Katie Mitchell


"Guys, can't we all just be terrified together. . .as a family." - Linda Mitchell


"We got your back honey. . .literally." - Linda, Katie, and Aaron Mitchell


"The Mitchells have always been weird and that's what makes us great." - Rick Mitchell


"OK. Once we save the world we'll eat at one of those fancy buffets." - Rick Mitchell


"I've broken 6 bones in my life accidentally, but I'm going to break you on purpose." - Katie Mitchell


"Ha ha!  Did you see that buddy?!?  My daughter listened to me!" - Rick Mitchell


"Sorry mom and dad.  Your insurance premiums are going up." - Katie Mitchell


"I've learned we're better off alone.  Relationships are just too difficult." - PAL


"Families can be hard, but they're so worth fighting for.  They might be one of the only things that are." - Katie Mitchell


"Don't let the world make you normal while I'm gone." - Katie Mitchell


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About The Mitchells vs. The Machines (From Netflix)



From the humans who brought you the Academy Award-winning Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse and The LEGO Movie comes The Mitchells vs. The Machines, an animated action-comedy about an ordinary family who find themselves in the middle of their biggest family challenge yet…saving the world from the robot apocalypse. No big deal, right? It all starts when creative outsider Katie Mitchell is accepted into the film school of her dreams and is eager to leave home and find “her people,” when her nature-loving dad insists on having the whole family drive her to school and bond during one last totally-not-awkward-or-forced road trip. But just when the trip can’t get any worse, the family suddenly finds itself in the middle of the robot uprising! Everything from smart phones, to roombas, to evil Furbys are employed to capture every human on the planet. Now it’s up to the Mitchells, including upbeat mom Linda, quirky little brother Aaron, their squishy pug, Monchi, and two friendly, but simple-minded robots to save humanity. 


Directed by Michael Rianda (Gravity Falls), produced by Oscar winners Phil Lord and Chris Miller, and Kurt Albrecht, and featuring the voices of Abbi Jacobson, Danny McBride, Maya Rudolph, Beck Bennett, Fred Armisen, Eric Andre, and Oscar winner Olivia Colman, The Mitchells vs. The Machines is about embracing the things that make us unique, learning what it means to be human in a world increasingly filled with technology, and holding tight to the people most important to you when the unexpected hits.