40+ of the Best Quotes from The Boss Baby: Family Business

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Grab your diaper and pacifier because the Boss Baby is back!  The Boss Baby: Family Business lives up to the expectations fans of the original film have set, and it's full of great quotes from Tim, Ted, Tina, Tabitha, and the whole gang!  Check out some of the best quotes from The Boss Baby: Family Business and catch it in theaters and streaming on Peacock TV beginning July 2! 


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40+ of the Best Quotes from The Boss Baby: Family Business


But being a dad is the coolest job in the world. - Tim


We have our ups and we have our downs - but we always stick together. - Tim


He always remembers to send inappropriately lavish gifts on special occasions. - Tim


I'm trying to do my homework, or I'm doomed. - Tabitha


If there's one thing I've learned, you're only a kid once. - Tim


Dad, my schedule is brutal tomorrow. - Tabitha


At long last, the sweet breath of freedom. - Wizzy


Hey, you wanna scare the crap out of mom? - Tim


You sleep butt dialed me? - Ted


Take it from me, you have to be aggressive if you want to climb the corporate ladder. - Ted


After all, the only thing holding your child back is. . .you. - Dr. Armstrong


Ahhh, my texting hand!!! - Ted


I've got to lose this baby fat. - Tina


I guess we'll just have to melt down your big ol' statue and turn it into participation trophies. - Tina


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It's not that she hates you Tim, she just doesn't respect you. - Ted


Woah, this place even looks evil. - Tim


This is my emotional support plant. - Tim


Here at the Acorn Center we believe that all competition is healthy competition. - Dr. Armstrong


His brain certainly doesn't move at light speed. - Nathan


Alright, who wants to play Shawshank? - Ted


The difference between try and triumph is just a little "umph." - Ted


On my signal, unleash heck. - Ted


What's up y'all?  School is stupid. - Tim


They always say, if you want something done right you have to do it without your brother. - Ted


What the frittata?!? - Ted


I did things with glue that I'm not proud of, but I made it. - Ted


The only thing you're going to succeed at is being alone. - Tim


Is this some kind of a ninja boy band? - Ted


What maniacal underground fortress doesn't have ninjas? - Ted


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Are you going to let grownups push you around? - Dr. Armstrong


Why do parents get to be in charge anyway? - Dr. Armstrong


I've been on hold so long, I've got a tooth growing in. - Tina


What happens on the playground stays on the playground. - Tim


What a bunch of diaper sniffers! - Tina


The photos will spread like a diaper rash. - Tina


The truth is, it's lonely at the top. - Ted


A very wise person once told me that just because you grow up doesn't mean you have to grow apart. - Ted


Hold onto your chaps, pal! - Ted


I've got something better than a partner.  I have a brother. - Ted


It's night of the living boomers! - Ted


You know, childhood doesn't last forever, but family sure does. - Tina


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About The Boss Baby: Family Business (From DreamWorks / Universal)




In the sequel to DreamWorks Animation’s Oscar®-nominated blockbuster comedy, the Templeton brothers—Tim (James Marsden, X-Men franchise) and his Boss Baby little bro Ted (Alec Baldwin)—have become adults and drifted away from each other. Tim is now a married stay-at-home dad. Ted is a hedge fund CEO. But a new boss baby with a cutting-edge approach and a can-do attitude is about to bring them together again … and inspire a new family business. 

 

Tim and his wife, Carol (Eva Longoria), the breadwinner of the family, live in the suburbs with their super-smart 7-year-old daughter Tabitha (Ariana Greenblatt, Avengers: Infinity War), and adorable new infant Tina (Amy Sedaris, Netflix’s BoJack Horseman). Tabitha, who’s at the top her class at the prestigious Acorn Center for Advanced Childhood, idolizes her Uncle Ted and wants to become like him, but Tim, still in touch with his overactive youthful imagination, worries that she’s working too hard and is missing out on a normal childhood. 

 

When baby Tina reveals that she’s—ta-da!—a top secret agent for Baby Corp. on a mission to uncover the dark secrets behind Tabitha’s school and its mysterious founder, Dr. Erwin Armstrong (Jeff Goldblum), it will reunite the Templeton brothers in unexpected ways, lead them to re-evaluate the meaning of family and discover what truly matters. 

 

Lisa Kudrow and Jimmy Kimmel also reprise their roles as Ted and Tim’s parents.

 

Building on the success of the first film, which earned more than $500 million worldwide, The Boss Baby: Family Business is directed by returning filmmaker Tom McGrath and is produced by Jeff Hermann (Kung Fu Panda 3).