40+ of the Best Quotes from The Boss Baby: Family Business

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Grab your diaper and pacifier because the Boss Baby is back!  The Boss Baby: Family Business lives up to the expectations fans of the original film have set, and it's full of great quotes from Tim, Ted, Tina, Tabitha, and the whole gang!  Check out some of the best quotes from The Boss Baby: Family Business and catch it in theaters and streaming on Peacock TV beginning July 2! 

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40+ of the Best Quotes from The Boss Baby: Family Business

But being a dad is the coolest job in the world. - Tim

We have our ups and we have our downs - but we always stick together. - Tim

He always remembers to send inappropriately lavish gifts on special occasions. - Tim

I'm trying to do my homework, or I'm doomed. - Tabitha

If there's one thing I've learned, you're only a kid once. - Tim

Dad, my schedule is brutal tomorrow. - Tabitha

At long last, the sweet breath of freedom. - Wizzy

Hey, you wanna scare the crap out of mom? - Tim

You sleep butt dialed me? - Ted

Take it from me, you have to be aggressive if you want to climb the corporate ladder. - Ted

After all, the only thing holding your child back is. . .you. - Dr. Armstrong

Ahhh, my texting hand!!! - Ted

I've got to lose this baby fat. - Tina

I guess we'll just have to melt down your big ol' statue and turn it into participation trophies. - Tina

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It's not that she hates you Tim, she just doesn't respect you. - Ted

Woah, this place even looks evil. - Tim

This is my emotional support plant. - Tim

Here at the Acorn Center we believe that all competition is healthy competition. - Dr. Armstrong

His brain certainly doesn't move at light speed. - Nathan

Alright, who wants to play Shawshank? - Ted

The difference between try and triumph is just a little "umph." - Ted

On my signal, unleash heck. - Ted

What's up y'all?  School is stupid. - Tim

They always say, if you want something done right you have to do it without your brother. - Ted

What the frittata?!? - Ted

I did things with glue that I'm not proud of, but I made it. - Ted

The only thing you're going to succeed at is being alone. - Tim

Is this some kind of a ninja boy band? - Ted

What maniacal underground fortress doesn't have ninjas? - Ted

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Are you going to let grownups push you around? - Dr. Armstrong

Why do parents get to be in charge anyway? - Dr. Armstrong

I've been on hold so long, I've got a tooth growing in. - Tina

What happens on the playground stays on the playground. - Tim

What a bunch of diaper sniffers! - Tina

The photos will spread like a diaper rash. - Tina

The truth is, it's lonely at the top. - Ted

A very wise person once told me that just because you grow up doesn't mean you have to grow apart. - Ted

Hold onto your chaps, pal! - Ted

I've got something better than a partner.  I have a brother. - Ted

It's night of the living boomers! - Ted

You know, childhood doesn't last forever, but family sure does. - Tina

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About The Boss Baby: Family Business (From DreamWorks / Universal)

In the sequel to DreamWorks Animation’s Oscar®-nominated blockbuster comedy, the Templeton brothers—Tim (James Marsden, X-Men franchise) and his Boss Baby little bro Ted (Alec Baldwin)—have become adults and drifted away from each other. Tim is now a married stay-at-home dad. Ted is a hedge fund CEO. But a new boss baby with a cutting-edge approach and a can-do attitude is about to bring them together again … and inspire a new family business. 


Tim and his wife, Carol (Eva Longoria), the breadwinner of the family, live in the suburbs with their super-smart 7-year-old daughter Tabitha (Ariana Greenblatt, Avengers: Infinity War), and adorable new infant Tina (Amy Sedaris, Netflix’s BoJack Horseman). Tabitha, who’s at the top her class at the prestigious Acorn Center for Advanced Childhood, idolizes her Uncle Ted and wants to become like him, but Tim, still in touch with his overactive youthful imagination, worries that she’s working too hard and is missing out on a normal childhood. 


When baby Tina reveals that she’s—ta-da!—a top secret agent for Baby Corp. on a mission to uncover the dark secrets behind Tabitha’s school and its mysterious founder, Dr. Erwin Armstrong (Jeff Goldblum), it will reunite the Templeton brothers in unexpected ways, lead them to re-evaluate the meaning of family and discover what truly matters. 


Lisa Kudrow and Jimmy Kimmel also reprise their roles as Ted and Tim’s parents.


Building on the success of the first film, which earned more than $500 million worldwide, The Boss Baby: Family Business is directed by returning filmmaker Tom McGrath and is produced by Jeff Hermann (Kung Fu Panda 3).

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