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If you've ever sailed on a Jungle Cruise adventure at Disney, you know just how "pun"ny the skippers can be!  In Disney's Jungle Cruise movie, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson plays Skipper Frank Wolff who leads an adventure on the Amazon in search of a treasure unlike any other.  As you'd expect along the cruise, our faithful skipper of the Jungle Cruise delivers some pretty memorable lines.  Here are some of the best quotes from Skipper Frank Wolff in Disney's Jungle Cruise, releasing to theaters and Disney+ Premier Access on July 30, 2021!

Love Skipper Frank?  Check out his dueling trailer with Dr. Lily Houghton!

Best Skipper Frank Quotes from Disney's Jungle Cruise

"Of all the Jungle Cruises you could take in the Amazon, this one is definitely. . .the cheapest." 

"The rocks you see in the river are sandstone, but some people just take them for granite." 

"I used to work at an orange juice factory, but I got canned.  Couldn't concentrate." 

"Know this about the jungle, everything you see wants to kill you and can." 

"Ladies and gentleman, get ready for the eighth wonder of the world!  Wait for it. . .the back side of water!!!" 

"Listen, I get paid by the number of people I take out, not by the number of people I bring back." 

"Well folks, you were all outstanding today.  Now, I need you all out standing on the dock." 

"I have an idea; please go away." 

"You can't get there.  Nobody can get there.  And if you could get there, you wouldn't."

"You booked a river cruise and you can't swim!"

"Who brings a submarine to the Amazon?"

"If you believe in legends, you should believe in curses too."

"I had a girlfriend once.  She was cross-eyed.  Didn't work out.  We could never see eye-to-eye.  And I'm pretty sure she was seeing someone on the side."

"I'm not the one who can't swim, pants."

"Lady, it's Skipper."

"Piranha - better eat them before they eat you."

"I'm just not used to seeing a woman in pants, that's all."

"If you're lucky enough to have one person in this world to care about, then that's more than enough for me."

"You're drunk?!?  You're the worst cat I've ever had."

"I don't know how you live with that woman.  I've been with her two days and I already want to throw her overboard."

"We're headed into headhunter territory, which is a terrible place to be headed."

"Can I please talk for 5 minutes without you interrupting me?"

"Remember, it's only a scam if you fall for it."

"It's made out of fermented spit.  You're drinking spit."

"We fought the river only to be beat by the ocean."

About Disney's Jungle Cruise (From Walt Disney Studios)

Join fan favorites Dwayne Johnson and Emily Blunt for the adventure of a lifetime on Disney’s “Jungle Cruise,” a rollicking thrill-ride down the Amazon with wisecracking skipper Frank Wolff and intrepid researcher Dr. Lily Houghton. Lily travels from London, England to the Amazon jungle and enlists Frank’s questionable services to guide her downriver on La Quila—his ramshackle-but-charming boat. Lily is determined to uncover an ancient tree with unparalleled healing abilities—possessing the power to change the future of medicine. Thrust on this epic quest together, the unlikely duo encounters innumerable dangers and supernatural forces, all lurking in the deceptive beauty of the lush rainforest. But as the secrets of the lost tree unfold, the stakes reach even higher for Lily and Frank and their fate—and mankind’s—hangs in the balance.

Jaume Collet-Serra directs the film, which stars Dwayne Johnson, Emily Blunt, Edgar Ramírez and Jack Whitehall, with Jesse Plemons, and Paul Giamatti. John Davis, John Fox, Dwayne Johnson, Hiram Garcia, Dany Garcia and Beau Flynn are the producers, with Scott Sheldon and Doug Merrifield serving as executive producers. The story is by John Norville & Josh Goldstein and Glenn Ficarra & John Requa, and the screenplay is by Michael Green and Glenn Ficarra & John Requa.

Disney’s “Jungle Cruise” releases in theaters and on Disney+ with Premier Access on July 30, 2021.