Best Quotes from Disney's Enchanted

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You probably find this hard to believe, but I never watched Disney's Enchanted until it's release to Disney+ as part of Disney+ Day 2021.  How have I missed this movie for the past 14 years?  The cast is fantastic - Amy Adams, Patrick Dempsey, James Marsden, Idina Menzel, and Susan Sarandon shine in this half animated / half live-action musical romantic comedy.  It's part parody and part true love story.  Long story short, I enjoyed every minute of this film.  Take a look at my favorite quotes from Disney's Enchanted!


Best Quotes from Disney's Enchanted


"My heart longs to be joined in song." - Prince Edward


"Fear not fair maiden, I am here!" - Troll


"Oh, so this is the little forest rat who thinks she can steal my throne." - Queen Narissa


"To a place where there are no happily ever afters. . ." - Queen Narissa


"Please!  If you can just point me towards the castle.  I'm supposed to be at the ball to wed my true love!" - Giselle 


"You are not a very nice old man!" - Giselle


"Or a house full of dwarves - I hear they are very hospitable." - Giselle


"Morgan, just because she has a funny dress doesn't mean she's a princess." - Robert


"Yeah, but who's goin to rescue me!" - Pip


"Is this man party to this evil plot, chipmunk?" - Robert


"Well, it's always nice to make new friends." - Giselle


"Oh, I hope you had nice dreams!" - Giselle


"What? So you can have some grown up girl bonding time?" - Nancy


"You made a dress out of my curtains!" - Robert





"You should sing to her and maybe that will reassure her of your feelings." - Giselle


"It's like you escaped from a Hallmark card or something." - Robert


"I wish you every happiness." - Giselle


"You know most normal people get to know each other before they get married." - Robert


"Most marriages are considered a success if they manage not to end period.  Forget about happiness." - Robert


"It appears this odd little box controls the magic mirror." - Prince Edward


"I'm handsome even when I sleep!?!" - Prince Edward


"This is a very nice place. . .and we're eating dinner. . .this is a date!" - Giselle


"That's why I don't encourage the fairy tales.  I don't want to set her up to believe in this dreams come true nonsense." - Robert


"Any last words before I dispatch you?" - Prince Edward


"Thank you for taking care of my bride, peasants." - Prince Edward


"What do you think?  Poison apples grow on trees?" - Queen Narissa


"How did you like your hot dog?  Well, it's not really a dog. . .they just call it a dog here." - Giselle


"And when you go out, you don't want to wear too much make-up because boys will get the wrong idea." - Morgan


"I don't know what melodramatic means, but you will be removed from the throne forever - I will see to it!" - Prince Edward


"You want a show, I'll give you a show!  Welcome to the main event!" - Queen Narissa


"No.  Spiteful, vindictive, very large, but never crazy." - Queen Narissa


You can find the 2007 classic, Disney's Enchanted now streaming on Disney+!