20+ of the Best Quotes from Diary of a Wimpy Kid on Disney+

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Diary of a Wimpy Kid has been a beloved book series for kids for years and already has several movie adaptations to note.  Disney+ has put a new spin on the old favorite, Diary of a Wimpy Kid, with a shorter, animated look at the first book in the series.  The movie is a great way to introduce younger viewers to the series and get them interested in exploring the books.  Below are more than 20 of the best quotes from Diary of a Wimpy Kid, now streaming on Disney+!

20+ of the Best Quotes from Diary of a Wimpy Kid

"First of all, this is a journal - not a diary." - Greg

"The only reason I agreed to write in this is because one day I'm going to be rich and famous and people will want to read about my early years so I'm doing this for them." - Greg

"Right now I'm stuck in middle school with this bunch of morons." - Greg

"Wanna see my secret freckle?" - Fregley

"You were playing a sport - like with your feet and hands?" - Dad

"That's all you need to get by in this world - one good friend." - Mrs. Heffley

"And finally, don't get the cheese touch!" - Roderick

"Middle school is every man for himself.  You don't need some overgrown baby weighing you down." - Roderick

"Joshie says follow your dreams and respect your parents." - Rowley

"Middle school is no joke.  There are bullies, permanent seats, bathrooms with no doors, and the. . .the. . .CHEESE!" - Greg

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"You know, maybe this isn't such a good idea.  Maybe my mom can homeschool me." - Rowley

"But it turns out having an older brother that went to the same school isn't such a good thing after all." - Greg

"Hang out Rowley!  You say hang out in middle school - not play." - Greg

"Seriously?  You can never have too much candy." - Greg

"Mom grounded me from playing video games for a week - her go to punishment." - Greg

"Punishing you doesn't make me feel better.  I want to raise a good kid, Greg." - Mrs. Heffley

"Yup, I'm pretty sure I'm going to be in therapy after this." - Greg

"How about a tickle fight???" - Fregley

"Mom never lets me have chocolate because it makes me hyperactive and unstable." - Fregley

"Dear Gregory, I'm sorry I ate your candy and chased you with a booger." - Fregley

"Where'd you learn to fight?  Ballerina school?" - Kid on Playground

About Diary of a Wimpy Kid (From Disney+)

The first book in Jeff Kinney’s worldwide bestselling series comes to Disney+ in the all-new animated adventure “Diary of a Wimpy Kid.” Greg Heffley is a scrawny but ambitious kid with an active imagination and big plans to be rich and famous – he just has to survive middle school first. To make matters worse, Greg’s lovable best friend Rowley seems to coast through life and succeed at everything without even trying! As details of his hilarious – and often disastrous – attempts to fit in fill the pages of his journal, Greg learns to appreciate true friends and the satisfaction that comes from standing up for what is right. Directed by Swinton Scott (“Futurama”) and written and produced by Jeff Kinney, “Diary of a Wimpy Kid” features the voices of Brady Noon (“The Mighty Ducks: Game Changers”) as Greg Heffley, Ethan William Childress (“mixed-ish”) as Rowley Jefferson, and Chris Diamantopoulos (“Silicon Valley”) as Frank Heffley.

“Diary of a Wimpy Kid” will stream exclusively on Disney+ December 3, 2021.

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